East van porn collective (bis)

Een aantal posts geleden had ik het over het East Van Porn Collective : een groepje jongeren uit Vancouver die - uit ontevredenheid over het porno-aanbod - besloten hebben om filmpjes voor eigen gebruik te maken. Rond dit collectief werd een zeer interessante documentaire gedraaid (Made in secret : the east van porn collective) en het gezelschap schuimt nu met die film meerdere filmfestivals af. De documentaire opent met de voordracht van het manifest dat aanleiding gaf tot het ontstaan van het collectief. Lees en geniet ! (met dank aan Todd Peterson).

East van porn collective

Draft Manifesto of the East Van Porn Collective

looking for something red hot?
go into Red Hot Video
to browse the aisles of barely-legal kiddie-hos
their shaved and greasy holes gobbling veiny poles
an excercise in orifice filling
an endless drilling
that ends with the cum shot spilling
and they're not thrilling me
with this pneumatic Barbie
with breasts that look ready to burst
but worst things first
we get to see those fake nails spread that plasticy purse
and zoom in
for a lesson in video gynaecology
and we're turned off and we want an apology
for shot after shot of slot after slot
the terrible actors, the paper-thin plot
we want the cash back for the tape that we got
because it is not red hot

we want to get off
but we go soft
watching well-hung apes
thrusting wet, grey steak.

perverts, we propose a solution
a homemade grassroots pervert revolution
i want to see movies full of arty cuties
making out and enjoying it truely

i want to see something that won't bore me
something with a story
so far from dumb
that i'll sit in the wet spot after i come
just to see how it ends
friends
that is the porn revolution
that i want to watch
with one fist in the air
and one in my crotch.

perverts, we have a plan,
and the revolution starts in East Van
listen
we want to make porn in your kitchen
we want you hard in your garden
wet on your porch
each time you go down you're raising the torch
you're raising the bar
you are a porn star

come with the east van porn collective
you have nothing to lose but your pants.